australian sandwich culture is so weak 

like seriously when i move out my fridge/cupboards are just gonna be full of sandwich stuff for different kinds of sandwiches 

  • white bread
  • wholegrain bread
  • butter
  • nutella
  • peanut butter
  • jam
  • vegemite 
  • aioli 
  • multiple kinds of cheese
  • avocado 
  • lettuce 
  • tomato 
  • red onion 
  • cucumber
  • capsicum 
  • carrot
  • jalapenos 
  • salami 
  • ham
  • chicken 
  • turkey 
  • bacon 
  • pineapple 
  • mayonnaise 
  • chilli sauce
  • bbq sauce 

the list fucking goes on 

it’s gonna be like subway but BETTER

if a sandwich has less than three fillings it is NOT a sandwich 

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

the fact that the sushi store in my building closes at 4pm is fucking insulting

i want sushi for dinner but nope i’ll have to go to the city to get it 

i love that will smith is the typical embarrassing parent on facebook

people who are allergic to avocados havE IT TOUGH E.G ME

natural selection

people who don’t like avocados are WEAK and natural selection will eat them alive 


burn all avocados in the fiery pits of hell tbh

more like burn YOU in the fiery pits of hell like the trash you are

white people who make white people jokes are racist because they are taking away the opportunity for a PoC to make that joke