Sydney seems like the most unfulfilling place.

Of course this was posted by someone from Melbourne

Well I can’t imagine it would have been posted by someone from Sydney…

I honestly tried to think of something fulfilling or remarkable or interesting about Sydney and I couldn’t think of anything.

- galleries: Art Gallery of NSW, Museum of Contemporary Art
- major universities: University of Sydney, UNSW
- parks and gardens: Botanic Gardens, Hyde Park, Wynyard, Domain (and that’s just the CBD)
- double decker trains that go to the airport are pretty cool, and a whole lot of other public transport history
- harbour islands: Shark Island, Clark Island, Goat Island etc.
- fantastic examples of most periods of Australian architecture: convict/Georgian, early and late Victorian, Federation, Art Deco, Interwar, Modernist/International, contemporary
- café culture
- festivals: Sydney Festival, Vivid Sydney, Sculpture by the Sea, Tropfest etc.
- The City of Sydney’s Lord Mayor Clover Moore is remarkable in her own right

None of those ring any bells I’m sorry

literally the only thing that makes sydney culturally relevant to people that live in australia is mardi gras

oh man im so excited for destiny you have no idea 

so many 0 point achievements in forza

makes me sick 




the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

didn’t even get six notes on my six selfies

ahhh to be young and unattractive 


rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked 

maybe the reason they don’t contact you is because you constantly make posts like this

maybe the reason they don’t contact you is because you constantly make posts like this

my selfies are very much an exploration of gender and part of the non-conventionally attractive counter-culture