forever comparing yourself to me
by making posts saying how much you hate the “surprise bitch” thing you are in fact contributing so please consider that
how come every post that’s like 'i texted my parents this FUNNY THING AND LOOK WHAT THEY SAID' looks like its the first time the person has texted their parent???
the absolute worst thing is having a pimple on the bridge of your nose
lately my sleep cycle has been “oh you can wake up at any time you want but don’t even think about going to sleep before 5am”
HARRY STYLES IS APPARENTLY A REGULAR AT A GAY BAR IN NEW YORK???????